Jabberwocky - The Monster Of Loch Ness

Verse 1:
Just arrived at Edinburgh airport, no one knows what's ahead
Driving carefully on the left side, looking for a bed
Fourteen days and just the three
Of us, some had asked "How can that be?"

I believe that we were quite aawre
Of the long, long time we had to share
We'd made up our minds to stay real fair, yet:

Where's the monster that we fear?
Where's the monster, is it near?
So don't you know the monster's just here...

Chorus:
Where's the monster? – There’s the monster!
The monster of Loch Ness
See the monster? – Me, the monster!
The monster of Loch Ness

Verse 2:
We were taking the cheapest cruise, said to be the best
It was really sensational – well, at least we had a rest
Nessie didn't want to show
I think I saw a monster, though

There were times we didn't have to care:
Breakfast pudding, would we really dare?
"Mosquito toothpaste", concert, Mel and Claire, yet:

Where's the monster that we fear?
Where's the monster, is it near?
So don't you know the monster's just here...

Chorus