Jamie Cullum - 7 Days To Change Your Life

Just one local call and you'll see
A happy path through life not for free
A little bit fat you can't get a girl
Short on cash I'll change your world
The only way now is straight up
Your deepest despair I'll make it stop
Just 19.95 all major credit cards
And you'll stay alive and you'll go far

In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money
and I'll change your life

I know sometimes your life is a bitch
So come purchase my easy fix
I've been there myself sad fat and bald
But soon with my help,
you'll have it all
I'll build you back up for the fight
You'll be so wound up your stomach's tight
You're the laugh of the party
you'll get yourself laid
Surely you'll trust me
once I've been paid In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money
and I'll change your life
Change

So many years ago I was so low
and lonely and depressed
I hadn't left my flat in weeks
and never even bothered getting dressed
And I was smoking weed
and I was in a mess
and that's when it happened
So I opened up the blinds
to let the light in on my sorry life
I dreamed about success and money
muscles women cars
And even wives and they would always
attend to my every need
So do you see what you can be,
baby when you're with me?

In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money
and I'll change your life