Next - Jerk [ft. 50 Cent]

[50 Cent]
Next and 50
Next and 50
Next and 50
Next and 50

Yo, yo
My imagination is more vivid than life
Playboy November issue, page three was my wife
I ain't never had a problem with going for dough
I did a joint in the box, I do it myself
I go up and down like a merry go round
Closed eye, visions of some ass, splash
I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me
After this joint, half the hood gon' want to fuck me

[Next]
I can imagine you here
In your Vicky panties and brassier, yeah
It's like your sexy moans I hear
Got a player gettin' wrecked down there, I swear
I close my eyes and when you appear
Me on top, you on top, even from the rear, yeah
Call home, cell, and work, can't get worse
Damn, I'm a jerk

1 - I'm all alone and I'm trippin'
My girl I came up missin'
Got me fiennin' for the kitten
I call, but she won't listen
Now make the decision
To handle my own business
Back and forth in a rhythm
'Till I make thej izm, I'm a jerk

Repeat 1

I e-mailed you, tried your cell too
Tried to contact you, but I failed to
My pants swelled too, what should I do
Touch myself? Then I thought about you

[50 Cent]
Yo, yo
I rather be on the road, home sick than sick of being home
I'd rather have a shorty to help me then do it on my own
Check me out
I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
That's a quote from B.I.G, I take it back, ya dig?
I play the block to get my work on
D's come, I murk off
Do a bid for rape, fuck that, I'd rather jerk off
Listen, time's money so I'm only into quickies
I'm not a pretty boy, so I ain't never been picky
I make it real easy for you to bop to this
Man, I pop the Cris' and I rock the wrist
New CL 500, I'mma cop this shit
It only come hard top, so I'mma chop this shit
Ballers, they don't chase chicks, they chase chips
Champagne, you take sips, they guzzle the shit
Only a selected few can rock to this
Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, stop the mix

Repeat 1 (2x)

I'mma driving me like me
Especially when wifey acting funny
Cause we're in no need for no money
And this all can be so lovely
Take your hand and aim to please
Don't trip, unzip your Dungarees
Take your towel and cover your jeans
Move it back and forth 'till you see babies
I'm a jerk

Repeat 1 (2x)

I'm a jerk, huh, hey
If you're a jerk, how do it work?
Show me how you move it back and forth now, babe
For the guys and girls
Move it all around the world, oh yeah