Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A $1.000.000

If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybye a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice reliant automobile)
If I had a $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a $1000000
If you could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a $1000000
Maybye we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn't that be fabulous

If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a fir coat (But not a real fur coat thats cruel)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $0000000)
Id buy you John Merricks remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I had a $1000000
We wouldnt have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a $1000000
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would We'd actually make the treefort from the first
chorus out of it Mmm

If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress thats cruel)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a $1000000 (If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (havent you always wanetd a monkey?)
If I had a $1000000 I'd buy your love