Eminem - Guilty Conscience (feat. Dr. Dre)

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life
and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more,
I can't take it no more homies")
But on his way in,
he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer.
You better think of the consequence.
(But who are you?)
I'm your motherf*****' conscience.

That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money
and run to one of your aunt's cribs.
And borrow a damn dress,
and one of her blonde wigs.
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days,
if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade.

Yeah but if it all goes through,
like it's supposed to.
The whole neighbourhood knows you
and they'll expose you.
Think about it before you walk in the door first.
Look at the store clerk,
she's older than George Burns.

F*** that!
Do that shit!
Shoot that b****!
Can you afford to blow this shit?
Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies?
Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck
if you have kids?

Man, don't do it,
it's not worth it to risk it!
(You're right!)
Not over this shit.
(Stop!)
Drop the biscuit.
(I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo,
he's bad for you.
(You know what Dre?
I don't like your attitude..)

("It's alright c'mon,
just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby...")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK...")

Meet Stan, twenty-one years old.
("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy
in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again,
his conscience comes into play... Now listen to me,
while you're kissin' her cheek
and smearin' her lipstick,
I slipped this in her drink.
Now all you gotta do is nibble
on this little bitch's earlobe...
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her,
that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush... does it got hair?
(Uh huh!)
Use this b**** right here on the spot.
Till she passes out
and she forgot how she got there.
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie; Kids)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that,
hit that shit raw dawg and bail...

Meet Grady,
a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'...

F*** that shit,
you just caught this b**** cheatin'
While you at work
she's with some dude tryin' to get off?!
F**** slittin' her throat,
CUT THIS B***** HEAD OFF!!!

Wait!
What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(What?
She tripped?
Fell?
Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady,
maybe he's right Grady.
But think about the baby before you get all crazy.

Okay!
Thought about it,
still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat,
get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did,
be smart,
don't be a retard.
You gonna take advice from somebody
who slapped DEE BARNES??!

What'chu say?
(What's wrong?
Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfucker!

Uhhh-aahh!
Temper temper!
Mr. Dre
Mr. N.W.A.
Mr. AK
comin' straight outta Compton
y'all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man
not to be violent?

Cause he don't need to go the same route
that I went.
Been there,
done that...
aw f*** it...
What am I sayin'?
Shoot em both Grady,
where's your gun at?