Eminem - Steve Berman (Skit)
Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what`s up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What`s goin` on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What`s up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what`s...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So what`s up? How`s orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can`t sell this fucking record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do you know what`s happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what`s the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who`s Violent...?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I`m gonna lose my fuckin` job over this. You know why Dre`s record was so successful? He`s rappin` about big-screen tv`s, blunts, 40`s and bitches. You`re rappin` about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can`t sell this shit!
Eminem: What-
Steve: Either change the record or it`s not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Steve: NOW!
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.
Steve: Hey, Em, what`s up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What`s goin` on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What`s up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: Umm, yeah, what`s...
Steve: Vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: Okay.
Eminem: So what`s up? How`s orders looking for the first week?
Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: Wh-
Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can`t sell this fucking record.
Eminem: Wha-
Steve: Do you know what`s happening to me out there?
Eminem: Wh-wha-what`s the problem?
Steve: Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: Who`s Violent...?
Steve: Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: But, I-
Steve: I`m gonna lose my fuckin` job over this. You know why Dre`s record was so successful? He`s rappin` about big-screen tv`s, blunts, 40`s and bitches. You`re rappin` about homosexuals and Vicadin.
Eminem: I mean-
Steve: I can`t sell this shit!
Eminem: What-
Steve: Either change the record or it`s not coming out!
Eminem: What, I-
Steve: Now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: What am I supposed-
Steve: NOW!
Eminem: Alright man, whatever.
Songteksten.net heeft toestemming van Stichting FEMU om deze songtekst te tonen.
De songteksten mogen niet anders dan voor privedoeleinden gebruikt worden, iedere andere verspreiding van de songteksten is niet toegestaan.