Eminem - Big Weenie

I dont under stand why are you being so mean your a mean mean man.

your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meany
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see your really just a big weeny
big weeny.

alright listen i need you to focus i need you to go dig deep in your mind this is important
we are going to perform an experiment of the sorts im going to have to ask you to bare with me
for a moment now i need you to open your mind your eyes close em you are now about
to be placed undery my hypnosis for the next 4 and a half minutes we are going to explore into your mind
to find out why your so fucking jealous now why did they make you who pibbity cocca boo boo syke im kidding i just wanted to see if your still listing ok now i need your undivided
attetion sir i have a question why do i always sense this undeniable tension from the
moment that i enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers when ever theres conversation
why im always mentioned ive been dieng to ask its been itchen at me is it just because

your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meany
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see your really just a big weeny
big weeny.

alright now i, i just flubbed a line i was going to say something extremely important but i forgot who
or what it was i fucked up syke im kidding again you idiot no i didnt thats just what you wanted
to hear from me is that i fuked up aint it. but i can bust one tape with out looking at no paper
it doesnt take a bunch of takes for me to stand here in this booth all day for me to say the truth
okay you drollin you have tooth decay your mouth is open your disgusting what the fuck you eat for lunch
a bunch of sweets or something what you munch a bunch a crunch a muncha your tooth is rotten through the gum
your breathe stinks wanna chew some gum yes i do sir what am i on, you sir are on chew ser'om marshall im so jealous
of you please say you wont tell nobody id be so embarrased im just absolutly terrified that
some ones gonna find out why im saying all these terrible evil and awfull mean things its my own insecurity

your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meany
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say theese mean things cause its too easy to see your really just a big weeny
big weeny.

alright now we were going to conduct that experiment that we were talking about earlier
just to see what a frog looks like when it takes to hits of extacy cause thats exactly
what your eyes look like wanna check to see heres a mirror notice the resemblance here
wait let me put these sunglasses on now look in this mirror how bout now
what do you have in common your both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em
you look like i sound like singing about weenys now take my weeny out of your mouth
this is between me and you i know your not happy i know youd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying cureled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying.
theres no denying that my weeny is much bigger than yours is mine is like sticking
a bannana between 2 oranges why are you even doing this to your self its point less
why do we have to keep on going threw this, this is torcherous my point is this that if you say mean things
your weeny will shrink now i forgot what the chorus is...

your are just jealous of me because you , you just cant do what i do so instead of just admitting it
you walk around and say all kinds of really mean things about me cause your a meany a meany
but its only cause your just really jealous of me cause im what you wanna be so you just look an idiot
when you say these mean things cause its too easy to see your really just a big weeny
big weeny.