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Eminem - Ass Like That

The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing
I don't believe it,
it's almost to good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jamz
I think someone's at the door but
I don't think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please I'm a human being
I have needs, I'm not done,
not til I'm finished peeing
I'm not resisting arrest,
I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees,
I can't get on the ground any further
It's impossible for me,
and do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee,
Yes, I make R&B I sing song,
it go Ringy Chong ah Ching Chong Chong Chong Ching
psyche, I joke I joke,
I kid I kid.
If i'm offend, I'm sorry
Please, Please forgive,
for I am Triumph, the puppet dog
I am a mere puppet,
I can get away anything I say
and you will love it

The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV
my pee pee goes...d-doing doing doing

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older,
they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away,
my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre,
please
I did not even get
to see Mary Kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm Pee-Wee Herman
This movie's PG, Mr. Officer,
I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent,
cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael,
He's too busy?
I am Triumph,
Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I could say that and you laugh
cause there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough
so I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and
she'll make my pee pee go... d-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that video she sings "get out" you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... d-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch.
I just baked cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I could say the word pee pee
Pee on the radio
but I think I did
Janet is that a breast?
I think I just saw a tit
psyche, i joke i joke,
I kid I kid.
I don't think my joke is working I must flee
Quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

The way you shake it,
I can't believe it,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go...doing doing doing

So Gwen Stafani will you pee pee on me,
Please
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cause the way you move it,
you make my pee pee go d-doing doing doing

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