ABC - So Hip It Hurts

Do you remember when men wore skirts? - so hip!

In kipper ties like jealous flirts - so hip!

In calico and in brocade shirts - so hip it hurts!



Do you remember when girls wore slacks? - so hip!

Traffic stops, men get heart attacks - so hip!

Seems so strange that they took it like that - so hip it hurts!



He's so hip - so hip it...

She's so hip - so hip it...

They're so hip - so hip it hurts!

So hip it...



Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? - so hot!

They kind of face you could idolise - so what!

The kind of shape that gets advertised - so hip it hurts!



Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey

I'll admit even though it hurts me

She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts!



He's so hip - so hip it...

She's so hip - so hip it...

They're so hip - so hip it hurts!

So hip it hurts!

So hip it...



Afro-wigs on albino squares...

Polka-dots on alpaca flares...

Solar powered electric chairs...

So hip it hurts