Monty Python - Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Monty Python – Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Chorus
Ho ho fucking ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough we quit
Cause we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

I’m Rudolph and I quit
Just who’s he think he is
That li’ll fat concept begging us like
Cracking that fucking whip
And we stuck up the front
Of these other useless cunts
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

Chorus
Ho ho fucking ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
we’ve had enough we quit
Cause we do all the fucking work
while he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

And what about ourselves
We’ve had enough as well
Working in that freezing factory
Cold as fucking hell
Working till we drop
With our bullocks freezing off
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

Chorus
Ho ho fucking ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We’ve had enough we quit
Cause we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

I’m Santa Claus his wife
I know what he’s really like
Sneaking into them little kids room
He’s a fucking pedofile
A deeve ass all drunk
And I’m married to the cunt
So stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

Chorus
Ho ho fucking ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
we’ve had enough we quit
Cause we do all the fucking work
While he stars in the show
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho

Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho ho fucking ho