Dishwalla - Pop Guru

Sign up for a lecture with a man in a trance
You’ll see the saints are all a step below the masters
Listen and believe what you’re going to receive
And maybe you’ll avoid the next disaster


Pop Guru’s got a message for you
And we’re all following
We’re all following


Keep your power and your promise
And erase all your sins
And you can be all priestesses and healers
If they can be divine, then so can you
And so are all the prostitutes and dealers


While angels move like photons
The skeptics persist
If you want a past life you can have one
Swimming in the gene pool before we exist
Do you have your rubber gloves on?