R Kelly - Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1t/m 5

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit,Think,Shit, think,Shit, quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this dark ass closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...


Well, now he's starin' at me like
As if he was staring at mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you dont have to go no further
I can clearly see whats been going on
Behind my back in my bed in my home
and I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey dont loose control
I tried to get him to calm down
He said hoe I should have known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the chrisitian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt

I said we need to resolve this
and he stepped to me I'm like whoa [whoa]
It's a reason I'm in this closet
He says yeah what are you talkin' clothes
I met this girl in the parshes club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man I'd kill you if you didnt have that gun your Hand and
I said but yo chick chose me
He said dont give that mac shit please
His phone goes off and then thing get a little more intresting
He steps a little closer I point my gun
and says I'm not the one u after
She says is best you didn't know my man
Did she tell you I was a pastor
I said well good thats better right
Why cant we handle this christian like
and I started to put the gun down
Then i saw his face still had a frown
She started crying saying baby I'm sorry
and he said baby not as sorry as your gonna be

I started inching out
He said no I want you to see this
Said I got to get out this house
He says not to I reveal my secret
I'm like what is going on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody and says
Hello [hello] baby [yeah] turn the car around
[whats going on over there]
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now click
He looks at me and says well since we all comin' out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one broken hearted

and she said what do you mean
and he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
and then his phone rings
He picks up
and some body says sweetheart I'm down the stairs
and he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor hurry take the stairs
and I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talkin to
In time you both will know the shocking truth
Either this or something that Iwanted to get off my chest for
a Long long time
Then I said nigga I'm gon' shoot you both
If you dont say whats on your mind
He said I hear somebody comin up the stairs
and im lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in a chair
I said I'm gonna count to four
1 he says mister wait
2 she says please dont shoot
3 she says dont shoot me
4 she screams

Then I knock on the door
The gun's in my hand
He opens the door
I can't believe it's a MAN MAN MAN MAN


Well, here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I close my mouth and swallow spit
'Cause I'm thinkin' to myself, 'This is some deep shit'
Then I said, "So you're gonna tell me he's the one you been talkin' to"
He says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
He says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
He says, "It's the truth"

I yell, "All of y'all asses crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
And then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't got a damn thing to do with this"
And then she said, "But wouldn't you like to know just how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself and said, "Quick, you got three minutes"
Then it got real quiet
I said, "Somebody start talkin'"

Then she said, "My god Rufus, I've got just one question
How could you do something like this, I'm so hurt"
Then he looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin' saying you were shoppin'
And now here you are in our home, and you callin' me wrong"
She said, "Okay, you busted me, and that much I agree
You've caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme"
He said, "You are my wife, sleeping behind my back
And now I come home and you got him in the closet
How extreme is that"
She says, "But she's a he"
Then he says, "Please, you can't judge me"
She says, "Rufus, this is crazy"
And I said, "Stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear y'all chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear I'm out"

"Exuse me please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here
My name is Chuck, and I been knowin' Rufus about a year
At midnight creepin' around with him has been a living hell
Sneakin' in and out of hotels-"
I said, "Brother, spare me the details"
And Rufus said, "Chuck please, don't say nothin' else"
And then she screams, "Rufus, you son of a bitch"
And he says, "Cathy, go to hell"
I said, "I thought your name was Mary, that's what you said at the party
Man this is gettin' scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody"

Then Rufus starts yelling and screaming saying
"Cathy, this is all your fault"
She throws a pillow at him and says
"You were creepin' too, the only difference is you didn't get caught"
Chuck screams out, "We're in love"
Cathy says, "Love my ass"
Rufus say they gettin' married
Then I shoot one in the air

Then I say, "Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word
Cause all of this shit I'm going through is unheard"
Grabbed my cellular
Saying, "This is so wrong"
Called up my home
And a man picks up the phone...


Now I'm dashing home
Doing 85
Swerving lane to lane
With fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts going through my mind

I’m thinking about what I’m do and who Im'ma do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
Woo woo woo
Damn, here comes a policeman

He drove right up on me then flashed his lights
Then I pulled over without thinking twice
He hops out the car
Walks over to me and says
License and registration, please

I looked up at him and said officer is there something wrong
He said no, except you were doing 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer, let me explain please

You see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses and no exceptions
I said this is some bullshit as he gave me the ticket

He said have a nice day and walked away
I said yea right and drove away
And then I turned my radio on
And did 70 on the way home

I pulled up in the drive way hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back bust up in the house
And she screaming what's all that for

Then I’m like woman I called this house and a man picked up my phone
She says calm down did you forget my brother Twon came home
O (o) and that's all I could say o (o)

With a stupid look on my face (face)
Said I forgot he came home today (day)
And she says that's okay (kay) because honey I understand (stand)

She’s says you don't have to explain (plain)
Then I took her by the hand (hand)
I kissed her then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on

Apologized one more time
Then went down and started gettin' it on
Then she started biting her lips grabbing me and making noise

Now were making love and she's in my ear whispering its all yours
I said I love you
She said I love you too

Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me and said baby go deeper please

That’s when I started going crazy like I was tryna give her a baby
The room feels like its spinning
Cause we keep turning and turning

As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curling
Then next thing you know
She starts going real wild and screaming my name
Then i said baby we must slow down before I bust a vessel in my vain
She said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp

She said please keep on going
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out o my goodness Imma bout to climax
And I say cool climax just let go my leg

She’s says your the perfect lover
I said I can’t go no further
Then I flipped back the cover

O my god a rubber.....................................


And now I'm like
Well, Well, Well
What the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed?
You better start talkin bitch
Before I take a match and burn this motherfucka down
I said you better start talkin and start talkin right goddamn now
Then she said baby, I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby, your gonna be breathless
If you don't start talkin quick
Woman I'm gon have a fit
You don't know what your fucking with
Girl you better cut the bullshit
Now it's obvious somebody's been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then i looked in her eyes and in her eyes were so much fear
Pull out my gun and say is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
I said what the fuck was you thinkin?
You thought that I wouldn't find this out?
And then I said you must be crazy
or on crack to have somebody up in my motherfuckin house
She hopped up and said thats enough
She said I can't take no more
And then she said you've made your point
But now it's time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Yeah that's right nigga I was there
With this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was with your girls
She said I thought you was with your guys
She said you was at that bitch's house
And don't you even try to act surprised
I say bay, she says shut up
Don't you say a word
There aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman dont you try to turn it all around
Because the fact remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said your right about that
Somethin did go down
But I dont have to turn it around
Cuz what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She trippin over furniture
She said wait precious let me explain
I said no need to just gimme his name
And then she says uhh, uhh, I say uhhh what?
She says please sit down in the chair and I say no I'm standing up
Then she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of
what you might do
Then I scream look girl you better gimme this mans name
I'm not playin wit you
She says ok
wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself said it sound familiar
said I'd prolly know her if I'd seen her
Then I said anyway girl
What the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I say who the hell is Roxanne
Then she say Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy
named Chuck
Chuck's cool with this guy named Rufus
and I'm sittin there like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife is Cathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!