Frank Zappa - Bwana Dik

MY GOD MADGE...YOU VOLUPTUOUS NEW YORK CITY SLIT... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME BEFORE? IT WAS SO HARD TO TELL WITH YOUR LITTLE BLOUSEY-POO ON, BUT... NOW THAT I SEE YOU... I WOULD HAVE HELPED... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO OBVIOUSLY... PREGNANT

I'VE GOT THE THING YOU NEED
I AM ENDOWED BEYOND YOUR WILDEST
CLEARASIL-SPATTERED FANTASIES, OH OH OH...

GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
LOVE TO WRITE MY NAME IN THE TOILET WALLS
TA THE WHISKY A GO GO
FOR I'M BWANA DIK
I AM BWANA DIK
ME BWANA DIK
ME BWANA DIK

MY DICK IS A MONSTER
GIVE ME YOUR HEART
MY DICK IS A HARLEY
YOU KICK IT TO START
(CHORUS LINE)WHEN BWANA DIK SPEAKS
THE HEAVENS WILL PART
MY DICK IS A DAGGER
I'LL FORCE IT TO FIT
MY DICK IS A REAMER, BABY
TO SCREAM UP YOUR SLIT
STEAM IT! REAM IT! CREAM IT!