Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes

HEH-HEH-HEH...
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
(NEWS? WHAT NEWS?)
CNA'T AFFORD NO SHOES
(GET A GOOD DEAL ON TAPE)
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?
(NEWS? CAN'T AFFORD A PAPER)
CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES
(HI-YO-HI)

WENT TO BUY SOME CHEAP DETERGENT
SOME EMERGENT NATION GOT MY LOAD
GOT MY LOAD
GOT MY TOAD
THAT I STOWED

WELL, WELL
HEY LAWDY MAMA,
CAN'T AFFORD NO SHOES
MAYBE THERE'S A BUNDLE OF RAGS THAT I COULD USE
HEY ANYBODY,
CAN YOU SPARE A DIME
IF YOU'RE REALLY HURTIN', A NICKEL WOULD BE FINE
HEY EVERYBODY
NOTHIN' WE CAN BUY
CHUMP HARE RAMA, AIN'T NO GOOD TO TRY
RECESSION
DEPRESSION