Frank Zappa - Charlie's Enormous Mouth

CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH, WELL, IT'S AWRIGHT--
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH, BUT IT'S AWRIGHT)

HER TEETH LOOK OKAY,
(SHE MUST BE BRUSHIN' 'EM QUITE A BIT!)
'COURSE HER MOUTH IS EXTRA LARGE,
'N WE CAN ONLY ASSUME
AS TO HOW
SHE'S BEEN USIN' IT--

CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH, WELL, IT'S AWRIGHT
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE MOUTH, BUT IT'S AWRIGHT)

SHE GOT LIPS ALL AROUND THE HOLE
WHERE SHE PUTS HER FOOD IN--
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
(WHICH IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY
FOR A TONGUETO INCLUDE IN),
THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!
THEY CALL IT THE MOUTH!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
(KINDA YOUNG KINDA "WOW")

CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS NOSE, WELL, IT'S ALL WHITE
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE NOSE BUT IT'S ALL HWITE)
IT ONCE WAS OKAY,
BUT SHE BEEN BLOWIN' IT QUITE A BIT
('COURSE HER FRIENDS ARE EXTRA LARGE,
'N WE CAN ONLY ASSUME AS TO HOW
SHE'S BEEN
CHOOSIN' IT)

CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS NOSE, WELL, IT'S ALL WHITE
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY LARGE NOSE, BUT IT'S ALL WHITE)

SHE GOT STUFF ALL AROUND THE HOLE
WHERE SHE PUTS HER SPOON IN--
THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
THEY CALL IT THE NOSE!
AND WHEN IT FINALLY ROTS AWAY,
I GUESS YOU'D PROB'LY
DRIVE A TRUCK IN--
THEY USED TO CALL IT THE NOSE;
THEY CALLED IT THE NOSE!
THEY CALLED IT THE NOSE!

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
(KINDA YOUNG KINDA DEAD)

CHARLIE'S DISGUSTING BRAIN, WELL, IT'S ALL BLACK
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY DEAD BRAIN-- IT WON'T COME BACK)

SHE USED TO CONVEY
BUT THEN SHE TOOK AN EXTRA HIT
('COURSE HER FRIENDS ARE EXTRA DUMB
'N THEY WERE TERRIBLY EXCITED
WHILE THEY
WATCHED HER
DOIN' IT--)

CHARLIE'S DISGUSTING BRAIN, WELL IT'S ALL BLACK
(THE GIRL GOT A VERY DEAD BRAIN-- IT WON'T COME BACK)
SHE GOT DIRT ALL AROUND THE HOLE
WHERE THEY DUMPED HER BOX IN--
THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
(WHICH IS AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANY
FOR A CHUMP TO REPOSE IN--)
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE!
THEY CALL IT THE GRAVE--