Frank Zappa - Find Her Finer

FIND HER FINER,
SNEAK UP BEHIND HER,
RAP LIKE A MUMMY
'TIL YOU FINELY UNWIND HER!
FIND HER BLINDER,
SEE WHO DESIGNED HER;
ACT LIKE A DUMMY
'TIL YOU FINALLY GRIND HER

IF YOU SHOULD SEE A GIRL ON THE STREET,
'N MAYBE YOU MIGHT THINK SHE IS SWEET,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO TICKLE HER TREAT
NOW REALLY, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?

DON'T NEVER LET HER KNOW YOU ARE SMART!
THE UNIVERSE IS NOWHERE TO START!
YA GOTTA PLAY IT STRAIGHT-FROM-DUH-HEART--
SHE GWINE RE-NUNCIATE YOU...
(THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA)

FIND HER FINER,
SNEAK UP BEHIND HER,
RAP LIKE A MUMMY
'TIL YOU FINELY UNWIND HER
FIND HER BLINDER,
SEE WHO DESIGNED HER;
ACT LIKE A DUMMY
'TIL YOU FINALLY GRIND HER

NOW MAYBE YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS CRUDE,
AND MAYBE YOU MIGHT THINK I AM RUDE, NOW
AND MAYBE THIS APPROACH I HAVE SPEWED
IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU--

BUT BELIEVE ME, LATER ON YOU'RE GONNA FIND,
(AS YOU IMPRESS HER WITH YOUR MIND)
THAT YOU WILL JUST BE LEFT BEHIND
FOR A WISER FOOL... SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL

FIND HER FINER,
SNEAK UP BEHIND HER,
RAP LIKE A MUMMY
'TIL YOU FINELY UNWIND HER!
FIND HER BLINDER,
SEE WHO DESIGNED HER;
ACT LIKE A DUMMY
'TIL YOU FINALLY GRIND HER