Frank Zappa - Harder Than Your Husband

WE MUST SAY GOOD-BYE; THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO CRY--
(IT'S BETTER THAT I TELL YOU THIS TONIGHT)
OUR AFFAIR HAS BEEN QUITE HEATED,
YOU THOUGHT I WAS WHAT YOU NEEDED--
BUT THE TIME HAS COME, MY DARLIN', TO SET THINGS RIGHT,

'CAUSE I'LL BE HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND
TO GET ALONG WITH--
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND EVERY NIGHT
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND!
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND!
AN' I DON'T WANT OUR LOVE AFFAIR TO END WITH A FIGHT--

YOU BEEN LIKE A LITTLE ANGEL, HOW YOU LOVED ME--
'N I APPRECIATE THE WARMTH OF YOUR EMBRACE
WELL, THE WORLD DON'T NEED TO KNOW
HOW I ADORDE YOU--
BUT THE TIME HAS COME, MY DARLIN', TELL YOU THIS,
FACE TO FACE--

I'LL BE HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND
TO GET ALONG WITH--
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND EVERY NIGHT
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND!
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND!
AN' I DON'T WANT OUR LOVE AFFAIR TO END WITH A FIGHT--

SO IT'S ADIOS, ADIOS, MY LITTLE DARLIN'--
(ADIOS MY LITTLE DARLIN'...)
KEEP THAT HANKIE THAT I GAVE YOU WHEN YOU CRY
THERE ARE THINGS THAT TROUBLE ME,
AND I'M SURE THAT YOU MUST SEE
THAT IT BREAKS MY HEART THE SAME AS YOURS,
WHEN WE SAY GOOD-BYE!

HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND
HARDER THAN YER-- MUCH, MUCH, MUCH
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND
HARDER THAN YER-- MUCH, MUCH, MUCH
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND
HARDER THAN YER-- MUCH, MUCH, MUCH
HARDER THAN YER HUSBAND, (ETC.)