Frank Zappa - Let's Make The Water Turn Black

NOW BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT MY SONG IS REALLY TRUE
I WANT EVERYONE TO LISTEN AND BELIEVE
IT'S ABOUT SOME LITTLE PEOPLE FROM A LONG TIME AGO
AND ALL THE THINGS THE NEIGHBORS DIDN'T KNOW

EARLY IN THE MORNING DADDY DINKY WENT TO WORK
SELLING LAMPS & CHAIRS TO SAN BER'DINO SQUARES
AND I STILL REMEMBER MAMA WITH HER APRON & HER PAD
FEEDING ALL THE BOYS AT ED'S CAFE!
WHIZZING & PASTING & POOTING THROUGH THE DAY
(RONNIE HELPING KENNY HELPING BURN HIS POOTS AWAY)
AND ALL THE WHILE ON A SHELF IN THE SHED
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!
RONNIE SAVES HIS NUMIES ON A WINDOW IN HIS ROOM
(A MARVEL TO BE SEEN: DYSENTERY GREEN)
WHILE KENNY & HIS BUDDIES HAD A GAME OUT IN THE BACK
LTE'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK
WE SEE THEM AFTER SCHOOL IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN
(TO SOME IT MIGHT SEEM CREEPY WHAT THEY DO...)
THE NEIGHBORS ON THE RIGHT SAT & WATCHED THEM EVERY NIGHT
(I BET YOU'D DO THE SAME IF THEY WAS YOU)
WHIZZING & PASTING & POOTING THROUGH THE DAY
(RONNIE HELPING KENNY HELPING BURN HIS POOTS AWAY)
AND ALL THE ON A SHELF IN THE SHED: TIME
KENNY'S LITTLE CREATURES ON DISPLAY!

RONNIE'S IN THE ARMY NOW & KENNY'S TAKING PILLS
OH! HOW THEY YEARN TO SEE A BOMBER BURN!
COLOR FLASHING, THUNDER CRASHING, DYNAMITE MACHINE!
(WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN... WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN)
WAIT TILL THE FIRE TURNS GREEN!