Frank Zappa - Lonesome Cowboy Burt

JIMMY CARL BLACK: (SINGING) MY NAME IS BURTRAM
I AM A REDNECK
ALL MY FRIENDS,
THEY CALL ME BURT

MARK & HOWARD: HI, BURT!

JIMMY: ALL MY FAMILY
FROM DOWN IN TEXAS
MAKE THEIR LIVIN' DIGGIN' DIRT

COME OUT HERE
TO CALIFORNY
JUST TO FIND ME
SOME PRETTY GIRLS
ONES I SEEN
GETS ME SO HORNY
RUBY LIPS
'N TEETH LIKE PEARLS

WANNA LOVE 'EM ALL
WANNA LOVE 'EM DEARLY
WANN PRETTY GIRL,
I'LL EVEN PAY...
I'D BUY 'EM FURS
I'D BUY 'EM JEWELRY...
I KNOW THEY LIKE ME,
HERE'S WHAT I'LL SAY

I'M LONESOME COWBOY BURT!
(SPEAKIN' ATCHA!)
COME SMELL MY FRING-Y SHIRT!
(REEKIN' ATCHA!)
MY COWBOY PANTS,
MY COWBOY DANCE,
MY BOLD ADVANCE
ON THIS
HERE
WAITRESS

MARK & HOWARD: HE'S LONESOME COWBOY BURT
DON'T YOU GET HIS FEELINGS HURT

JIMMY: COME ON IN THIS PLACE
AN' I'LL BUY YOU A TASTE,
N' YOU CAN SIT ON MY FACE
WHERE'S MY WAITRESS?

MARK & HOWARD: BURTRAM, BURTRAM REDNECK
BURTARM, BURTRAM REDNECK

JIMMY: I'M AN AWFUL NICE GUY
I SWEAT ALL DAY IN THE SUN
I'M A ROOFER BY TRADE,
QUITE A BUNDLE I'VE MADE,
I'M A UNIONIZED ROOFIN' OLD
SON-OF-A-GUN

MARK & HOWARD: HE'S A UNIONIZED ROOFIN' OLD
SON-OF-A-GUN

JIMMY: WHEN I GET OFF, I GET PLASTERED
I DRINK TILL I FALL ONNA FLOOR,
FIND ME SOME COMMUNIST BASTARD
'N' STOMP ON HIS FACE TILL HE DON'T
MOVE NO MORE

MARK & HOWARD: HE STOMPS ON HIS FACE TILL HE DON'T
MOVE NO MORE

JIMMY: I FUSS AN' I CUSS AN' I KEEP ON DRINKIN'
TILL MY EYES PUFF UP AN' TURN RED
I DROOL ON M' SHIRT
I SEE IF HE'S HURT
THEN I KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, LET'S!

EVERYBODY: KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, BOYS!
KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD, NOW!
KICK HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD!

JIMMY: LONESOME COWBOY BURT
(SPEAKIN' ATCHA!)
COME SMELL MY FRING-Y SHIRT
(REEKIN' ATCHA!)
MY COWBOY PANTS,
MY COWBOY DANCE,
MY BOLD ADVANCE
ON THIS
HERE
WAITRESS

MARK & HOWARD: HE'S LONESOME COWBOY BURT
DON'TCHA GET HIS FEELINGS HURT

JIMMY: COME ON IN THIS PLACE
AN' I'LL BUY YOU A TASTE
N' YOU CAN SIT ON MY FACE
WHERE'S MY WAITRESS
OPAL, YOU HOT LITTLE BITCH!