Frank Zappa - Ms Pinky

I GOT A GIRL WITH A LITTLE RUBBER HEAD
RINSE HER OUT EVERY NIGHT JUST BEFORE I GO TO BED
SHE NEVER TALK BACK LIKE A LADY MIGHT DO--
AN' SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE LOVES IT EVERY TIME I GET THROUGH,
AN' HER NAME IS P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N (NO LIE)
K-Y (ME OH MY)
SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE--
GIVE HER A TRY!
P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N (I CRY)
K-Y (DON'T BE SHY)
SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE, BOY!
GIVE HER A TRY

HER EYES IS ALL SHUT IN AN ECSTASY FACE!
YOU CRAM IT DOWN HER THROAT, PEOPLE, ANY OLD PLACE!
THROW THE LITTLE SWITCH ON HER BATTERY PACK--
YOU CAN POOT IT, YOU CAN SHOOT IT
'TIL YOUR WIFE GETS BACK,
AN' HER NAME IS P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N (NO LIE)
K-Y (NE OH MY)
SIXTY-NINE, NINETY-FIVE--
GIVE HER A TRY!

I CALL HER P-I-N-K-Y
P-I-N (I CRY)
K-Y (DON'T BE SHY)
SIXTYN-INE, NINETY-FIVE, BOY!
GIVE HER A TRY!