Frank Zappa - Nanook Rubs It

[Verse 1]
Well, right about that time, people
A fur-trapper who was strictly from commercial (strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peek-a-boo)
And he started into whipping on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe

[Bridge]
I said with a lead (lead)
Filled (lead-filled)
A lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo!)
With a lead (lead)
Filled (lead-filled)
With a lead-filled snowshoe (snowshoe)
He said, "Peek-a-boo" (Peek-a-boo!) [Verse 2]
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap!
With a lead-filled snowshoe
And he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin and he

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down, and I reached down, and I scooped down
And I gathered up a generous mitten-full of the deadly (yellow snow)
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals
And rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
Hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes now, the circular motion: rub It!
(Here Fido, here Fido)