Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here

you're probably wondering
why Im' here,
And so am I! Som am I!
Just as much as you wonder,
'Bout me bein' in this place,
That's just how much I marvel
At the lameness on your face -
You rise each day the same old way,
And join your friends out in the street,
Spray your hair
and think you're neat,
I think your life is incomplete,
But maybe that's not for me to say -
Tehy only pay me here to play.