Number Nine - Jester Not King

I never had a bead of sweat rolling down my face
I never had to clean my house when things where out of place
I never had to worry, my job is to be rich
The only problem that I have is that I'm always ditched

The only thing I'm askin' for is a meager little smile
To fill the missing emptiness and let me walk in style
I know it's quite impossible to love a guy like me
And say the words I wanna hear so please, won't ya ...

Chorus:
Lie to me, tell me I'm the only one
Lie to me, say that you're having fun with me
And though you wear my ring ...
I know it's not a escret I'm a jester not a king

As a poster child for birth control I'm told I do it well
I'd scare the devil up to heaven should I land in hell
If fooled again I'd realize there'd be no hope for me
I'd have to buy the words to hear so please, why don't you ...

Chorus