Olsen Brothers - Double Up

Three kids playing` on a vacant lot,
Jumping` jumprope for all they got
Down the road comes Samantha Sue:
"I like to jump rope. Can I jump, too?"

Sorry, Sammy, no can do.
There`s only one rope.
No room for you.

Chorus:
"Please" No.
"Please" No.
"Pretty please" No!
"Pretty, pretty please." Oh OK.

We`ll have ta-
Double up, double up
Two are in the middle
Double up, double up
Ropa-dopalong
Double up, double up
Two can play the fiddle
Double dutch, double clutch, sing the song

Charlie Chaplin sat on a pin
How many inches did it go in?
One two three four five six seven...wait

Who`s this bouncin` on down the bricks?
It`s Ben and Jerry on pago sticks
"We wanna jump too. It looks like fun"
Sorry, fellas. Can`t be done

Chorus

We`ll have ta-
Double up, double up
Now there`s four a-jumpin`
Double up, double up
Ropa-doalong
Double up, double up
Now we`re doin` somethin`
Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump.
Singin` this double up song:

Anna Bananna
Played the piana
All she could play was Star Spangled Banner
Two quarts of Crisco
Cookin` in a pot
H-O-T spells hot!

Double quick double time
Hot and peppery
Double dip, double flip.
Double jeopardy
OK, that`s enough!

Grits and gravy. Bagels and lox.
How many weeks since you changed your socks?
One two three four five six...oh.

Four more kids come out on the stoop
It`s Bernadette and he doo-wop group
"We wanna jump, too. Is that all right?"
Forget it, Bernie. It`s too tight!

Chorus

We`ll have ta-
Double up, double up
Eight are in the middle
Double up, double up
Thank you very much!
Double up, double up
Eight are on the fiddle
Singin` this double up double up song:

Sugar is sweet. Pepper is hot
How many heads has your brother got?
One two three four five six...rats!

The Dallas Cowboys were passing by.
And they decided they`d like to try.
"Sorry, Cowboys, what can I say?
A football team? There`s just now way."

Chorus

We`ll have ta-
Double up, double up
Sixty eight are jumpin`.
Double up, double up
Thank you very much!
Double up double up
This is somethin`!
Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump,
Double up-times two.

Pepper is hot. Sugar is sweet
Tell me the size of your mother`s feet.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
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