Bette Midler - Big Socks

Mmmmmm, you talk about you and only you
and the things that you do for you.
You say you`re not a lean cuisine.
So I wanna see whatcha got on the menu.

Now, if you think you`re the man the only man
with an exterior you feel is superior,
just give Miss B a little peek
and see if you really can deliver.

Your tendencies are short, my expectations are long.
And as I see it now, there`s not much to go on.
It seems you dug a hole that you can`t crawl out.
Now I truly see what you`re all about.

Don`t brag about the diamond rings
or the expensive clothes you wear,
`cause I could care less for what you possess
and your attitude needs repair.
Don`t brag about your body, baby,
and say that you`re packin` a lot,
`cause all I see besides your big feet
is that you got big socks.

Let`s just say that there`s something lackin`.
A flea shouldn`t have the nerve to be braggin`.
So pack up your little gift and get to steppin`.
Return it back and put it in the kiddie section.

Full figured in a place that can deliver?
Ha ha, not from what I`ve seen.
I can`t trace what`s below your waist.
There`s too much space to be inside those jeans.

Don`t brag about the diamond rings
or the expensive clothes you wear,
`cause I could care less for what you possess
and your attitude needs repair.
Don`t brag about your body, baby,
and say that you`re packin` a lot,
`cause all I see besides your big feet
is that you got big socks.

Bye bye, baby, bye bye.
It`s time to wave the white flag
now that the kitten has been let out the bag.

Don`t brag about the diamond rings
or the expensive clothes you wear,
`cause I could care less for what you possess
and your attitude needs repair.
Don`t brag about your body, baby,
and say that you`re packin` a lot,
`cause all I see besides your big feet
is that you got big socks.

Don`t brag about the diamond rings
or the expensive clothes you wear,
`cause I could care less for what you possess
and your attitude needs repair.
Don`t brag about your body, baby,
and say that you`re packin` a lot,
`cause all I see besides your big feet
is that you got big socks.