Tool - Ænema

Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull•shit / three / ring / cir•cus / side•show of

Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time
Any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car

It's a bull•shit / three / ring / cir•cus / side•show of
Freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time
Any fucking day
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits
Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
Cuz I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied
Learn to swim (3x)

Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be

Learn to swim (...)
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones
Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes
Learn to swim (...)
Fuck retro anything
Fuck your tattoos
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory
Learn to swim (...)
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses
Learn to swim (...)

Cuz I'm praying for rain and
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

Time to bring it down again
Don't just call me pessimist
Try and read between the lines
I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend
I wanna see it all come down
Put it down
Suck it down
Flush it down