Tool - Hooker With A Penis

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie T, nipple rings,
new tattoos that claimed that he
was OGT, back in '92, from the first EP

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were sellin' out
Layin' down
Suckin' up
To the man

Well now, I've got some advice for you
Little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
And if I'm the man
Then you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass!

All you know about me is what I've sold you - Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record - Dipshit
And then you bought one!

I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your aaaass!
All you know about me is what I've sold you - Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record - Dipshit
And then you bought oooone!

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

Shut up and

Buy!
Buy!
Buy!
My new record
Buy!
Buy!
Buy!
Send more money

Fuck you, buddy!
Fuck you, buddy!
Fuck you, buddy!
Fuck you, buddy!