Rodney - Dear Penis

Dear Penis.
I don`t think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave.
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Ooh dear Penis I don`t like you anymore.

It used to be, you and me,...
a paper towel and a dirty magazine.
That`s all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed.
And I think that you`re the one to blame.
Dear Penis, I don`t like you anymore.

He says:
`Dear Rodney`,
`I don`t think I like you anymore`,
`cuz when you get to drinkin`,
`you put me places I`ve never been before`.
`dear Rodney, I don`t like you anymore`.

Why can`t we just get a grip,
on our man-to-hand relationship?
And come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
we`d just stay home forever.
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all.

`Ooh and Rodney`,
`while you`re shaving, shave my balls`.