Weird Al Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay

Yeah
We are one fire
We have desires
But one is that way
|One backstreet boy is gay

But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please
Which back street boy is gay?

Tell me who,
Ain't saying that its AJ
Tell me who,
Ain't sayin that it Howie
Tell me who,
I never wanna hear you say
Which Backstreet boy is gay?

Now I can see him,
He's in womens clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeah
He likes Village People
He's playing croquet
His dog is a pekinese He is on fire
His back perspires
Won't say, won't say won't say
Who's gay?!

He's always sayin,
Ain't nothing but a butt ache
Ain't nothin but a fruit cake
I never wanna hear you say (I don't wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?

Tell me who,
Ain't sayin that it's Brian
Why, tell me who,
Ain't sayin if your Kevin
Tell me who,
He's bakin up a souffle
Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Okay, we're all gay.