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Weird Al Yankovic - Ebay

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
A++ ... they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy - I'll buy - I'll buy - I'll buy
I'm highest bidder..!!

Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy .. a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy .. a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy .. a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre
Used by Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

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