The Lion King - The Morning Report

(Zazu)
It`s an honor and a privelege, a duty I perform
With due sense of decorum and with pride
With difference and great respect very much the norm
plus a hint of sycophancy on the side
To lay before my ruler all the facts about his realm
To fill him in on all the beastly news
(Mufasa)
Yes, yes Zazu, get on with it!
(Zazu)
In order that his Majesty stands sturdy at the helm
a ware of all the fauna`s latest views
(Mufasa)
Zazu! The morning report!
(Zazu)
Er-yes, Sire the morning report.

Chimps are going apes, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember though just what I can`t recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banks
Showed int`rest in my nest egg but I quickly said: No thanks!
We haven`t paid the hornbill and the vultures have a hunch
Not everyone invited wil be coming back for lunch!

This is the morning report
Gives you the long and teh short
Ev`ry grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report

(Mufasa wispers)
What are you doing, son?
(Simba)
Pouncing...
(Mufasa)
Let an old pro show you how it`s done!

(Zazu)
The buffalo have got a beef about this season`s grass
(Mufasa)
Stay low to the ground
(Zazu)
Warthogs have been thwarted in attemps to save their gas
(Simba)
Yes stay low
(Zazu)
Flamingoes in the pink and clasing secretary birds
(Mufasa)
Ssshhh not a sound
(Zazu)
Safron is the season`s color seen in all the herds
Moving down the ranks and file to near the bottom rung
(Mufasa)
Take it slow, one more step
(Zazu)
Far to many beetles are quite frankly in the dung
(Mufasa)
Then POUNCE!!!
(Zazu)
AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

(Simba)
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and teh short
Ev`ry grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report

(Zazu, Mufasa, Simba)
This is the morning report
Gives you the long and teh short
Ev`ry grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report