Wheatus - Love Is A Mutt From Hell

This is a story about a friend of mine; He is abnormally intelligent; He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt; But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town, He let here take him away from me so I had to ask him how; That`s when he said, "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! "She takes advantage of me! She takes advantage of me! She even knows when I pee! I think eventually she`ll make a meal out of me."

Chorus
Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can`t live without; "Your love is a mutt from hell that I can`t live without; One of these days I swear I`m gonna get out; `Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can`t live without.

That`s why I`m talking to you now.

Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit; He needed a place to stay, so it`s of mutual benefit; I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday; She sat down and spilled her guts to me; That`s when I thought she would tell me she`s gay; Instead she said, "He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He takes advantage of me! He even knows when I pee! I think eventually he`ll make a meal out of me."

Chorus

That`s why I`m talking to you now;
Talking to; That`s why I`m talking to, That`s why I`m talking to.
Talking to; That`s why I`m talking to, That`s why I`m talking, talking, talking to you NOW!

Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can`t live without.