Xzibit - Alkaholik

[X] C`mon
[E] Xzibit!
[X] Yeah..
[E] Ahh, ahh, E-Dub

[Xzibit]
It`s that millenium ridiculous flow, I never let go
Niggaz gettin knocked out is part of my show
Let `em know who they fuckin with yo, a rhyme wrangler
Tri-angular push-up the hillside strangler
Dangle a, nigga by the ankle off the balcony
Now let his punk ass go, look out below (BELOWWWW)
It`s a tale of two cities, come out when the sun go down
We officially not fuckin around
Stuck in the ground, fitted with a suit in a pine box
(hah!) with my fresh pressed khakis in a slingshot
So heatbox all day in a nigga face
and all you bitches see the dick that you shoulda ate

[Chorus 2X: Xzibit *singing*]
Call it what you wanna call it
I`m a fuckin Alkaholik
Bring it if you really want it
Ain`t gotta put no extras on it!

[Erick Sermon]
Yo, I`m in the zone, and lyrically gone
Got the spot blown, BOOM! Oklahoma
Watch the aroma, catch those who love me
My underground dirty cats on dune buggies
I be the type to take your watch and flaunt it
Kidnap T. Lewis and Jimmy Jam on it
Yo, I bang a nigga head til his neck pop
Do a KRS-One to a "Black Cop"
X and E`s, out for cream
Get the money, while you stay broker than Al Bundy
Uhh, give it to y`all, in "Any Given Sunday"
With J. Foxx name the spot, make it hot
(I hate E so much right now!) Blow it down hooker bounce
come off the ropes like J. Snooka
(*X*: Two fly motherfuckers) You can`t fuck widdit
Backed by +Open Bar+, so y`all forget it

[Chorus]

[J-Ro]
J-McEnroe, cam smashin, party crashin
I eat MC`s like a ration
I`m sockin niggaz in they goatees
I leave you stiffer than that fool on my basketball trophies
I`m in the room with 10 G`s, countin ten G`s
cause we need a bag of weed (can you smell it?)
Now we need ten dimes, to blow on deez like wind chimes
Time to close the blinds cause you all in mines
I bought a bottle for the session, and did not share it
Drink so much Captain Mo` all I need is a parrot
You took the Alkaholik challenge, and lost your balance
You underground, we under water drinkin liquid by the gallons

[Tash]
Slurred words, double vision, brain bustin, head rushin
Since I`m too drunk to walk, I rock a party on crutches
and still rush the roughest MC who wanna get it
Forget it, it`s Likwit, Tha Liks and, Xzibit
Ca-Tash on the blast the final piece to the puzzle
I slap bitches on the ass I slap tits up out the muzzle
I shuffle with the microphone, bang rhymes consistant
You wack and I`m Ca-Tash and that`s the motherfuckin difference
For instance, "21 and Over" set your clocks back
(Tick tock tick tock) Still standin where the rocks at
Two-thousand-one, we still young guns that`s +Restless+
(Thirty niggaz, sixty hoes) and that`s the motherfuckin guestlist!

[Chorus]