Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big

Now, we are very patriotic Canadians
So we`d like to take this moment
To do our National Anthem
That we wrote...

When I look around me
I can`t believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost it`s will to live

The economy is lousy
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
`Cause Canada`s really big

We`re the second
largest country
On this planet earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we`ll be first

(As long as we keep Clobek)

The USA has tanks
And Switserland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don`t amounce

`Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is:
It isn`t what you do with it
It`s the size that counts

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
14 Frances
In this land of ours

(It`d take a lot of work,
It`d take a whole lot of work)

We`re larger than Malasia
Almost as big as Asia
We`re bigger than Australia
And it`s a continent

So big we sell the muther
To go see one and other
Though we often go to other
Countries for vacations

Our mountains are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is, kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot

(we`ve got a lot of land,
We`ve got a whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand up from the crowd
`Cause Canada`s really big