Flogging Molly - 7 Drunken Nights

Weeeelll,
as i came home on mondaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a horse outside the door
where my old horse should be
so i called the wife and i said to her
will you kindly tell to me
who owns that horse outside the door
where my old horse should be

ahhh you're drunk
you're drunk you silly old fool
still you cannot see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure i never saw before

Weahhh,
as i came home on tuesdaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a coat behind the door
where my old coat should be
so i called the wife and i said to her
will you kindly tell to me
who owns that coat behind the door
where my old coat should be

ahhh you're drunk
you're drunk you silly old fool
still you cannot see
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure i never saw before

wheaa,
as i came home on wednesdaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a pipe upon the chair
where my old pipe should be
i calls the wife and i says to her
will you kindly tell to mee
who owns that pipe upon the chair
where my old pipe should be
ahhh you're drunk
you're drunk you silly old fool
still you cannot see

That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure i never saw before

aaand,
as i came home on thursdaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
a saw two boots beneath the bed
where my two boots should be
i called the wife and i said to her
would you kindly tell to me
who owns those boots beneath the bed
where my old boots should be

ahhh you're drunk
you're drunk you silly old fool
still you cannot see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots i never saw before

eahhsf,
as i came home on fridaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a head upon the bed
where my old head should be
so i called the wife and i said to her
will you kindly tell to me
who owns that head upon the bed
where my old head should be

ahhh you're drunk
you're drunk you silly old fool
still you cannot see
that's a baby boy that me mother send to me
well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
but a baby boy with his whiskers on sure i never saw before

you're drunk ahh you're drunk (veel keer)

bhwahh
And as i went home on saturdaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw two hands upon her breasts
where my old hands should be
well I called me wife and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me
who owns them hands upon your breasts
where my old hands should be

Ahhh, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
that's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
but fingers in a night gown sure i never saw before

bwhuah,
as i went home on sundaynight
as drunk as drunk could be
i saw a thing in her thing
where my old thing should be
well I called me wife and I said to her
will you kindly tell to me
who owns that thing in your thing
where my old thing should be

ahhh, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
that's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
well, it's many a day i've travelled a hundred miles or more
but hair on a tin whistle sure i never saw before