Turbo Johny - Constipation Blues

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...
You know what it is
just to can't piss...
Never the noise
of falling big boys
I try to keep cool
I push like a fool
Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol

Oh, I'm in trouble
Yes I do
Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMMMMM
Shit Shit Shit Shit
MMMM! MMMMMMM! I had a dream
A dream of a nice smooth of seas
sneaking out of my ass
and do you believe,
that was a relief
It was a HAPPENING
But in the morning
it was...
NOTHING!
NOTHING AT ALL!

I have some trouble
'cause I have a bubble...
You know what it is
just to can't piss...
Never the noise
of falling big boys
I try to keep cool
to push like a fool
Sometimes a small ball
But never a nice long drol
My shit is always on the run

Hmmmm MMMMM...
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
BRRRRRRAAAAARRRGH!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
MMMM! MMMMMMM!
AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH AARGH