Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Sweedish)

My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me my bum is on the rail

My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It`s a lot of fun to put your bum on the man

My bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
Don`t fall down the step
You might hurt your bum
he he he he he he

And that`s not very fun
When you fall dow and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It`s fun for every one

My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I`ll get a disease

My bum is on the swedish
Swedish 3x

My bum is on the gum
Bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship
The battle ship
I hope they don`t shoot a cannon in my bum
And shoot poo all over the place
Poopoo!

And that isn`t very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It`s fun for every one
I like to put my bum on things
It`s fun for every one

My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The swedisshh is all alone
My bum is all alone
One two three four
My bum is all alone 12x

Get the poo off my bum
I need the poo
Off my bum
I gotta get the poo off my bum
Poopoo
I wanna hear the cannon
Don`t let me hear the cannon
No no no
No not the loon
My bum is on the... 3x
I wanna hear the cannon 3x

not the loon
(cannon noise)Ya the cannon
Now get the poo off my bum
I want the poopoo off my bum
Can I hear the loon again
I wanna hear the loonie loon
The funny funny loon loon

What the hell is this?