Tom Green - Hey Kids! (The Cancer Song)

Hey kids, feel your balls so you don`t get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls so you don`t get cancer
Feel your balls, Squeeze your balls,
Tease your balls, Please your balls
Early detection is the key,
Rub your balls and you won`t get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls so you don`t get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls you don`t want cancer
Rub your balls, Squeeze your balls so you don`t get cancer
Masterbate every day!
Hey kids, feel your balls so you don`t get cancer
Hey kids, rub your balls so you don`t get cancer
Rub your balls while masterbating!
Hey kids, rub your balls while masterbating looking for lumps
If you find a lump then go to the doctor and get your testicle removed
Rub your testicles while masterbating or while not masterbating
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
You can pleasure you balls and also check for cancer at the same
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same
Two birds, one stone!
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time