Afroman - Colt 45

**Says**
Whoa! Good morning ladies.
You like that shit man?
I got a gang of that shit man.
I`ll tell you what
My man on the guitar
Dude on the drums
Everyody gather `round the mic
I`ll tell ya all these muthaf**kas
First I`mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C`mon!
**Sings**
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm bell
skatin` on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the `83
cadillac coupe de ville
if takes those mercedes just don`t sell
i bet my caddy will
well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin` on the corner sellin` rap CD`s
when i met a lil` girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
`cause i didn`t know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we fu**ked on the bed
fu**ked on the floor
fu**ked so long
i grew a fu**kin` afro
then i fuled to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my d!c*
til the sh!* turned white
i thought to myself
"sheeba, sheeba!"
got my a$$ lookin` like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin` with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the muthfu**ka whooped my a$$ all night
but i ain`t mad
at her prejudice dad
that`s the best damn pu$s* i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i`mma fu*k that b!t*h
just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm bell
skatin` on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the `83
cadillac coupe de ville
if takes those mercedes just don`t sell
i bet my caddy will
i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she look good
i took her to my house `cause she looked fine
but she whooped out a d!c* that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i fu**ked her once, i fu**ked her twice
i ate that pu$s* like shrimp-fried rice
don`t be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and titties too
so i hopped in her a$$ like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her a$$ and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
pu$s* was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernels Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i`ll fry some chicked
if you just bum me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that`s all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin` them dirty rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
feelin` high as hell
flyin` through palm bell
skatin` on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the `83
cadillac coupe de ville