The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a corn flake
waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Coo coo ca choo

Mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
pornographic priestess,
boy, you've been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus.
Coo coo ca choo

Sitting in an English garden,
waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
from standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
(I thank you, sir.)
They are the eggmen
(A most poor man, made tame to fortune's blows.)
I am the walrus.
Coo coo ca choo Expert, texpert choking smokers
don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina pilchard
climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Stick it in your jumper
Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

Slave, thou hast slain me. Villain, take my purse
If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body
and give the letters which thou find'st about me
to Edmund Earl of Gloucester. Seek him out
upon the British party. O, untimely death! Death!

I know thee well. A serviceable villain,
as duteous to the vices of thy mistress
as badness would desire

What, is he dead?
Sit you down, father; rest you.