The Beatles - Paperback Writer

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book,
it took me years to write,
will you take a look?
Based on a novel by a man named Lear
and I need a job, so I want to be
a paperback writer, paperback writer

It's the dirty story of a dirty man,
and his clinging wife doesn't understand,
His son is working for the Daily Mail
it's a steady job,
but he wants to be a paperback writer, paperback writer It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round
and I want to be a paperback writer, paperback writer

If you really like it, you can have the rights,
it could make a million for you overnight,
If you must return it, you can send it here,
but I need a break and
I want to be a paperback writer, paperback writer