A.R.G.H. - Unstopable Granny

"Unstopable Granny"

Intro


Couplet:

My old granny bought a scootmobile
She just turned 90 but that`s no big deal
And there she goes
And no-one can stop her
Seven hours since she drove away
Still no sign of her but that`s okay
And no-one is
Able to stop her



Refrein:

My granny bought a scootmobile
Causes accidents all day
But because she`s old and grey and lonely
No-one dares to say
My granny has a scootmobile
She doesn`t know her place
`On the road is no room for you so
Get out of my face!`



Couplet:

Seen on the highway in a traffic jam
Driving way too fast but don`t give a damn
And no-one is
Able to stop her
Now the cops are after her aswell
But she tells them they can go to hell
And everyone
Is trying to stop her



Refrein


Outro

My granny is in jail now
And that`s the way it ends
So please remember you should take
All grannies by the hand