Paris Hilton - Paris for president

Paris For President
At the Palms chillin' with the martini
Paris For President
Your commander in bikini

When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade,
In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!

Paris For President
Not another oldie cliche
Paris For President
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay

If youre gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that shade matches the skin-tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button
Nucular a sad vocabulary don't!
Trading in the cabinet for a walk, in, closet Hey!

Paris For President
America should put me in charge
Paris For President
Look at Bush it cant be that hard

Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when one of the judges kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
And move Camp David to Maui

Paris for President
A proponent of clean air energy
Paris for President
The real Maverick in D.C. Water boarding is torture and
Global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police
And fix the economy with all of the new jobs
Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!

Paris for President
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips, and hope
Paris for President
Paris for President
Paris for President

I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message.

the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old,
old enough to remember when dancing was a sin
and beer was served in a bucket,
but is he ready to lead?

Hey America,
I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too.
Only I'm not from the olden days
and I'm not promising change like that other guy.
I'm just hot.
But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad,
which I guess means I'm running for president.
So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude.
And I want America to know that I'm like totally ready to lead
Now I want to present my energy policy for America.
Just as soon as I finish reading this article on
where I can fly to to get the best tan.

Okay, so here's my energy policy:
Barack wants to focus on new technologies
to cut foreign oil dependency.
And McCain wants offshore drilling.
Well why don't we do a hybrid of both candidates' ideas.
We can do limited offshore drilling,
with strict environmental oversight,
while creating tax incentives
to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars.
That way, the offshore drilling carries us
until the new technologies kick in,
which will then create new jobs and energy independence.
Energy crisis solved.
I'll see you at the debates bitches.
Now If you excuse me, I have to pick out a vice-president,
I'm thinking Rihanna.
I'll see you at the White House.
Oh, and I might paint it pink,
I hope thats cool with you guys..
Bye

I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message
cause I think its totally hot.