NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

Birds are dumb, `cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don`t see you eat a talking bird
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don`t see you chop off an old man`s feet
Put `em in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, `cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don`t have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don`t have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There`s no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don`t beleive it`s selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don`t think they do, clams have feelings too