NOFX - A200 Club

Why do I keep scratching
scratching my balls
I dont like this feeling
I dont like it at all

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and
Sucking my blood

There's crab eggs in my bed
There in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
Buy A200 shampoo
I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
They won't be back
Wait a second, what is
This itching in my crack

Cause I got crabs, I got crabs
I got crabs, I got those little
Fuckers biting and sucking my blood