NOFX - Longest Line

In the darkest tunnel its nice
to see a light,
not just a headlight.
Like the one just heading right for me.
It would be nice if things could
turn out right.
Turn out right, yeah.
Don't think I'll eve rsee the day.
I must have done something wrong
or maybe pissed off God.
I
I think of Chinese food when I think of life.
It's sweet and sour.
My life is sweet as saccharine.
You know three week old milk and grapes are not,
not the same, no.
I am the one, Jhonny Charcinogen.
I must have fucked with some witch,
in turn she cursed me,
SHE CURSED MY LIFE!!!
At the end of the longest line,
that's where I will always be.
If you need to find me,
just go to the end of the longest line...
But officer it was a yellow light.
The light was red, son.
Insubordination, reckless driving.
I must be wrong, this can't be right,
I don't belong in this world.
It is much too dangerous
for someone lacking luck,
LIKE ME!!
At the end of the longest line,
that's where I will always be.
If you need to find me
just go to the end of the longest line.
At the end of the longest line.
That's where I will always be;
At the end of the longest line....