NOFX - Monosylabic Girl

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool andy eah
She's my Monosylabic girl
I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to our anniversary, she says one
I take her to the jewelry store
I say diamonds, she says pearl
Oh everyone knows I'm in love
with a Monosylabic girl