NOFX - 13 Stitches

The first time I saw the Descendants.
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen.
No one in the crowd really cared for them.
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play.
After a couple months, I heard Kabuki Girl.
On Rooney on the Roq late Sunday Night.
That was enough for me I hopped the bus.
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all-time favorite record.

The next time I went to the Whiskey.
It was DOA with Millions Of Dead Cops.
The latter band played faster than I could believe.
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked.
'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi and Joey Shithead was a drunk.
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp.
'Cause having long hair was a mistake.

The third time I went to the hospital.
I needed 13 stitches in my head.
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute.
Then some suicidal threw me into a post.
My girlfriend started to cry because we had to leave.
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs.
My bloodstained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes.
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash.