Bloodhound Gang - The ballad of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I' m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass
When ya treat your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you aint had mine Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you aint had mine

PS.
Mom and dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

PS.
Mom and dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?