Taylor Swift - Thug Story

T Swizzle and T Pizzle

I’m like 8 foot 4,
Blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought
I dreamed about rapping hardcore

No I ain’t got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I’m still a thug

I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, but I just make caramel delight
T swift and t pain rappin on the same track
It’s a thug story tell me can you handle that

I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
by the time I woke up I was singing “I'm on the boat” Cuz I’m a singer turned rapper
Shorty I’m a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I’ma take ya

You can call me T Sweezy now I’m a rap star
It’s a thug story now tell them who you are

Singer turned gangsta
You don’t wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee

T swift and T pain all up on the same track
It’s a thug story tell me now can you get with that

What! what! I knit sweaters yo!
What! what! Don’t test me *bleep*

Hey hold on, hold on I didn’t even say anything
What?
I said “yo”
Yo!
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything, I didn’t even swear
She didn't even swear
Hello??